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5 Insane Answers For Questions You Didn’t Know You Had

Have you ever had a question enter your brain that expended you until you figured out the answer? Not complex acts like “How does age operate on the episode scope of a black hole? ” I’m talking about small things, like “Why doesn’t saran wrap cling to situations anymore ?~ ATAGEND” or “What does human meat smell like ?~ ATAGEND” …

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Beyonce Is Officially More Successful Than Taylor Swift

Somebody call Kanye, because Beyonce beat out Taylor Swift. Uh-oh. Forbes came out with its higher-rankings of the highest earning celebrities, and the top-earning female musicians are Beyonce, Adele, and Taylor Swift, in that tell. That’s gotta hurt for Taylor. Any minute now, Joseph Kahn is going to tweet, “Beyonce, I’mma let you finish, but Taylor Swift had best available …

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The Surprisingly Violent, Rage-Filled World Of Bingo

Get insinuate with our brand-new podcast, Cracked Gets Personal. Subscribe for mesmerizing occurrences like My Job Was Killing People: 3 Soldiers Tell Us Everything and Behind Every War News Story Is A 20 -Something College Kid . Bingo: a super boring play that exclusively old-fashioned people play because their hips are too fragile for pennant football. Agree? You shouldn’t. Bingo …

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Taylor Swift Says She’s Not Colors Anyone On ‘Reputation’ And We Announce Bullshit

As anyone with access to the internet can tell you, Taylor Swift’s brand-new album dropped today, and despite months of my own personal haterism, “its like”, v good. Now undoubtedly, any time Taylor discontinues an album it is our responsibility as Americans to speculate wildly over who the songs are about. In the past, Taylor’s made this pretty easy, concealing …

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The Best Glow-Ups In ‘Vanderpump Rules’ History

If you’ve invest any time on the home page of this website living outside of a cave, you know that today is basically a national holiday, and not the shitty species like Columbus Day. Today, my betchy pals, is the day we can finally start talking about. Now, can be a difficult demonstrate to explain to non-believers, because in addition …

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6 Horrifying Points That Get Left Out Of History

You’re strolling down wall street when a portal opens in front of you, lunging you backward through time. “Damn, ” you think, “no Netflix. Plus, I’ll likely expire of polio.” But then, you realize that, with future developments lore, you are able rule this lieu like a tycoon! Perhaps life won’t be so bad here after all. That’s when you …

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 4

Last night on e we got to witness the bros vying for Jojo’s time and affection while slowly advancing into the Plastics…clearly the natural outcome of running a cluster of pretty, unemployed people to Uruguay and forcing them to compete for short stemmed rises. We also said goodbye to a lot of randos whose appoints I never learned, and finally …

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6 Food Trends That Have No Business Being At Your Wedding

Look, we understand that marries are stressful for everyone involved. The bridegroom would probably rather gobble his shoe than be the center of attention. The bride is locked in a battle of fiscals and decor with her mom and mother-in-law. The bridesmaids are ready to stab each other over separating the proposal for the bachelorette defendant. And we, your wedding …

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5 Movie Shoots That Fell Into Death Threats And Madness

It’s no secret that imaginative sorts can be temperamental, especially when you place a cluster of them together in the same chamber — you wouldn’t accept how many Cracked staff fits condescend into full-on mosh craters because we can’t decide which statement is funnier, “dick” or “dong.” [ Ed. Document: It’s “dong, ” you motherless son of a bitch .] …

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5 Super-Creepy Direction In Porn

We live in a magical sex age. Almost every perversion you could ask for may be granted for intake, and hand-picked dalliances that don’t hitherto dwell can become reality with nothing but a dream and an luring sales pitch. The website Offbeatr is Kickstarter After Dark, and gazing too long into it may leave you questioning your more fundamental knowledge …

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