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Leo Dottavio Had A Complete Meltdown On Twitter* Betches

Happy Thursday! I’ve woken up in a macrocosm where recent Bachelor in Paradise rebuff, Leo Dottavio, had a very public meltdown on Twitter last nighttime. You know, the guy who gaslighted the sh* t out of Kendall, hurled a drink in Joe’s face, and otherwise junked whatever goodwill he’d earned on The Bachelorette. Over the past 24 hours, Leo has …

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6 Ways Movie Fool You Into Dismissing Bad Reviews

Terrible movies will always dwell. They’re one of those unavoidable angers, like stubbing your toe or get picked last during an spree. Regrettably, even when deliberately faced with a dud, studios still have to feign they’re sitting on the Holy Grail of eye-blasting category amusement — at least for the duration of the marketing. So how does one refine a …

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Fitness Gear That Will Make You Crave To Travel To The Gym* Betches

I’m the first to declare it, I f* cking abhor working out. Every period I leave for the gym I feel,” hmmm or I could just consent my fate of morbid obesity and go to Krispy Kreme and ingest an entire dozen in my bottom .” It’s super tempting. But aside from pride, working out helps your centre, your posture, …

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6 Famed Attributes Who Were Way Different In The Book

At some moment or another, movies have decided to adapt everything in the$ 1 paperback bin. As a answer, many of our favorite volume attributes “ve been given” Hollywood makeovers. This generally involves glossing over a booze problem and plopping in DiCaprio-esque good looks. But in some cases, filmmakers have disfigured literary representations so much that they’re entirely unrecognizable. Here …

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7 Nasty Thoughts I Learned About Surgery By Facilitating Surgeons

Threatening: The following is gross and startling and is not for the swooning of heart . The operating room( or the “chop shop, ” to use the official epithet) is where doctors rearrange your bones, play with your toes, and replace your chassis with evil machine characters. It’s a room of suffering and death. And it’s decorated with puddles of …

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‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Recap: Keto Guido Dies* Betches

On Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Jenni v dramatically announced she was leaving last week due to Snooki creating her rando sidekick into the house and generally just sucking overall. Tbh, I don’t really attend if Jenni leaves at this level considering her primarily lamentable kit choices and her psychotic preoccupation with her friends shaping her a Mother’s Day video. Vinny …

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12 Famed Parties You Didn’t Notice Died In 2017( Part 2)

( Greenback: This is part two of our yearly mega-list of overlooked celebrity demises. You can check out part one here .) This is the official time of year for “celebrities we lost in 2017 ” features, but aren’t you tired of meeting the same big names on those inventories, you horrible, jaded demise hipster? Well, we here at Cracked …

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Why The American Public Deserves To Know Trump’s Golf Scores

Russia, I know that things between us have been pretty weird lately, but if you’re reading this, I have a request. I would like you to use your intruder horde to find Donald Trump’s golf scorecards. I think you will probably be reinforced mightily by our press. You don’t have to do it right now, but I pray you to …

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