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‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Recap: Keto Guido Dies* Betches

On Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Jenni v dramatically announced she was leaving last week due to Snooki creating her rando sidekick into the house and generally just sucking overall. Tbh, I don’t really attend if Jenni leaves at this level considering her primarily lamentable kit choices and her psychotic preoccupation with her friends shaping her a Mother’s Day video. Vinny …

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12 Famed Parties You Didn’t Notice Died In 2017( Part 2)

( Greenback: This is part two of our yearly mega-list of overlooked celebrity demises. You can check out part one here .) This is the official time of year for “celebrities we lost in 2017 ” features, but aren’t you tired of meeting the same big names on those inventories, you horrible, jaded demise hipster? Well, we here at Cracked …

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Why The American Public Deserves To Know Trump’s Golf Scores

Russia, I know that things between us have been pretty weird lately, but if you’re reading this, I have a request. I would like you to use your intruder horde to find Donald Trump’s golf scorecards. I think you will probably be reinforced mightily by our press. You don’t have to do it right now, but I pray you to …

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Hollywood Arose From Thomas Edison’s Defeat

Thomas Edison was a jerk. In the early 1900 s, he and a group of other early technological innovators of recorded film am trying to monopolize the movie industry, exploiting ferocious case and the literal hiring of punks to batter down any rogue filmmakers unaffiliated with his group. Edison claimed that “Jewish profiteers” had stolen his patent and go rich …

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CanadaaEUR( tm) s New Prime Minister is Hot AF

I know betches commonly dont keep up with the word, but Im sure this new guy in Canada has seen his acces into your Twitter or FB feed at some degree the coming week. Justin Trudeau is the new 43 -year-old prime minister of Canada and is a total cigarette show. I mean, am I right? He looks like what …

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4 Large-scale Contests With Weird Dark Sides( That Nothing Talks About)

Pop culture history can be a little light on the “history” part. It’s intelligible. A juicy story about some celebrity’s stupid nutrition or the latest objectionable fad will always trump enduring ol’ “accuracy and truth.” But if you revisit the “official” versions of a few of these culture milestones, you are able to find a few very big parts of …

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‘Are You The One? ‘ Summary: Hi My Name Is Tyranny And I’m An Alcoholic

Hello everyone. I would like to thank my loyal followers for questioning my whereabouts on Twitter. I was actually on vacation, because Im not poverty-stricken. Sorry, but watching these twits was just not a fucking option. I was zen AF and I dont necessitate Carolinas crocodile weepings devastating it, k thx. ANYWAYS, so onto the episode. It was kind of …

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Are You The One? Season 7 Premiere Recap%* Betches

Hello and welcome, fellow rubbish TV love! I am your official Are You The One? recapper this season, and I could not was becoming increasingly delighted to watch 22 parties systematically spoil their lives for 10 weeks. Let’s dive right in! We start off with me recognizing also that we’re in for a two hour premiere. Who do they think …

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