Heres How One Guy Is Applying Twitter To Dodge Paying His Taxes

Brandon Scott Wolf is not trying to be the Jim Jones of social media, so please stop saying that.

Brandon Scott Wolf ismerely trying to achieve tax-exempt status through his Twitter following.

In 2015, the Brooklyn-based comic propelled bothDateBrandonScottWolf.comtofind a soulmate and FightBrandonScottWolf.com to challengeFloyd Mayweather to a sanctioned boxing matchat Las Vegas MGM Grand and claims to have succeeded on both fronts.

Brandons newest undertaking, FollowBrandonScottWolf.com, offers us people who are not Brandon Scott Wolf a chance to dedicate ourselves to something bigger than mere humanity.

He identifies himself as a Christ of the modern age, which is only absurd if you make a big deal out of him saying it.

Brandontold Elite Daily,

Every religious leader has followers and Im no different. Though, unlike Jesus Christ or Charles Manson, my admirers are all on Twitter.

Social media is a great way to bestow enlightenment upon the masses. Right now, I dont given sufficient admirers sounding my letter to legally be viewed as a religion in the eyes of the United states, but I assure you that will probably change.

In the event Brandon can amass 100,000 Twitter partisans( he now has just over 8,400 ), he hopes to achieve tax-exempt status as a belief, NOT a cult, and hes confident hellmake it happen.

He told,

Just take a look at my track record: I launched DateBrandonScottWolf.com and now I have a really great girlfriend. I propelled FightBrandonScottWolf.com and that coward Floyd Money Mayweather retired.

Thats two for two.

Mark my statements. I will be three for three. Or perhaps even better: Three for two.

Whether any of this is technically true-life doesnt concern as much as Brandons conviction and his proposals as a future religious leader.

When asked if he feared law repercussions forusing religion to avoid paying taxes the space formations like the Church of Scientology have long been suspected of doing, Brandon held he had nothing to hide and therefore , good-for-nothing to fear.

He excused,

I dont have any fear of legal repercussion because I am a belief. A real religion. One thats as lawful, if not more legitimate, than other lawful beliefs like Judaism, Scientology and even that one bizarre one with the spaghetti monster God.

Brandon commits that those who devote themselves to his cause and assist him contact 100,000 adherents will be bountifully repaid in the form of enlightenment, gags and interrupting bulletin, as well as rarely checking in on the trending @midnight hashtag, and of course, conserving a tax-exempt status.

In the promotional video on Brandons site, he declares his current fanbaseconsists primarily of[ his] mommies acquaintances. Formillennials concerned his content wont speak to their demographic, its like, stop saying that. Just dont worry about that.

Hesaid,

Im is not simply a millennial myself, but Im too a self-proclaimed singer of an entire generation. It was not able to this generation, but I assure you Im the expres of a generation. Which one? Follow and we will find out together. I could be the next Lena Dunham.

Brandon, who at this very moment athletics a haircut Lena Dunham possibly had at some part during her five years on HBOs Girls, is young and cool sufficient to rely, but prudent enough to guide you.

He added,

The turtleneck was a gift from my momma. Shes a good woman.

To recruit your person and business, check out FollowBrandonScottWolf.com and follow Brandon Scott Wolf on Twitter.

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