I’m sure you are all thinking what blue projectiles feels like. Not a period goes by where I don’t stop and think about it. I’ll be having lunch, going on a hike, in the middle of a deep, meaningful dialogue with your best friend, doing a discipline venture (?), or involved in benevolence drive, and I’ll imagine, “I hope not a single gentleman on this Land is suffering from the pain that is blue balls today.”In fact, perhaps health care should the sting links with blue-blooded dances, if it does not already. I’m sure it is part of the current administration’s health care schedule, though. Out with covering family planning and pre-existing conditions! Let’s cover Viagra and blue-blooded dances instead!
Anyway, because there isn’t much discipline or literature out there specifically circumventing “blue dances, ” it’s principally treated as an urban mythology and negotiation tactic widely used since The Garden of eden. And now, luck for you and me, a bunch of dudes took to a Reddit thread to talk about what having blue projectiles actually feels like. Because there’s nothing like a cluster of bros being bros, bro-ing out and talking about their dances hurting. I adore the internet.
So here are said people exposing what having blue-blooded pellets truly feels like. I hope they will all be OK!
This Guy Says Blue Balls Feels Like Intense Soreness
Intense soreness and tenderness on the most sensitive place of their own bodies. So it’s not exactly pleasant.
This Gentleman Says It Feel Like You Have To Pee And Poop
Usually it feels like a distres in your bladder expanse, which is from your prostate being swollen( somewhat) due to sexual stimulus and from all of your sex organ muscles tensing up in anticipation of release.
It kind of feels like a cross between REALLY having to pee, and REALLY having to turd. Your testicles can/ typically become swollen and are particularly tender to the suggestion as well until 5-15 minutes after release.
It’s like you’re at the starting line of a hasten. You’re all hunkered down with your feet in the starting blocks, coiled up and ready to explosion out of your pose…except you simply sit there waiting.
He Says It Feels Like You Are Becoming To Explode
It’s legitimately unpleasant, it feels like you are about to flare but can’t readily relieve yourself.
This Bro Finds It’s A Lot Like Get Knocked In The Nuts
It experiences just like get kicked in the seeds, but the hurting lasts longer.
Side note: Cool Reddit username, my dude.
He Says Blue Balls Makes Him Wanna Jerk Off
you exactly wanna jerk off on the entire world
Please don’t do that.
He Explains It’s Like Your Balls Are In A Death Grip
It’s like when your balls are being crushed without actually being squeezed and that experiencing flows out of just your balls and into your entire torso. Frequently it also represents accompanied by a goon in your throat caused by your judgment is just so salty that you didn’t get at make sweet sweet love to her ’til the end for some nonsensical reason.
This Guy Reminds You Not To Use Blue Balls To Pressure People Into Sex
It’s like a constant throbbing tendernes in the pellets that they are able vary by vigour, but it’s easily relieved by orgasms so masturbation can do the trick. It should never be used to try and pressure someone into a sex act.
So remember, like this soldier said, if a guy is pressuring you into any sexual act because he has off-color balls, then make him un-blue himself. A man’s balls are not your business unless you want them to be.
And if he wants to sob about it, direct him to this yarn, thank you very much!
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